Humpty Dumpty playscript
Scene 1
Cast: Humpty Dumpty, Wall, Glue, Soldiers 1,2 and 3, Soldier’s horses
(Humpty Dumpty is sitting on Wall in a field at mid afternoon)
Humpty Dumpty: This wall is very comfortable. Not like the last one. It tried to tip me off, can you believe it?
Wall: I hate eggs sitting on me. It’s not fair! Why don’t you eggs go and sit on something else for a change?
H D: (screwing up his face) Walls are comfy, and chairs hurt me.
(Wall heaves and tries to upturn Humpty Dumpty.)
H D: (screams) Aggh! Help me!
(Humpty Dumpty collapses off Wall and splits)
Wall: (laughing) You look so hilarious, I'll split my sides laughing!
(Enter Soldiers 1 and 2 with Horses 1 and 2)
Soldier 1: What have we here?
Soldier 2: (happily) Looks like scrambled egg for breakfast.
H D: (annoyed) Don’t just stand there. Help me!
S 1: (suprised) Oh look! It talks!
H D: Obviously.
S 2: GLUE!!!
(Enter Glue with Soldier 3 and Horse 3)
Glue: Sup?
S 2: This stupid egg decided to fall off a wall-
Glue: (cuts him off angrily) I’m sick of fixing stupid eggs that insist on falling off walls! (Turns to Soldier 3) Hey, you! Hold him down.
H D: (Twisting violently) OW! STOP IT! I BEG YOU!
(Soldiers laugh and exit with horses)
Glue: (To Wall, hopefully) Seeing as those guys weren’t very helpful, can you help?
Wall: Nope. I’m very comfortable here, and anyway, what can I do? I’m a wall!
(Wall falls asleep snoring loudly)
Glue: (grumpily) Right. Looks like I’m the only one that can be bothered.
(Glue glues Humpty’s sides together and moves back)
Glue: Perfect. Now, no more walls from now on. Eggs these days!
(Glue exits dragging Humpty behind him. Humpty protests and says things like OW! HELP!
HE’S A MORON!)
By Bella
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